It stands to reason then that our idea of what songs we find sexy, hot and dirty will vary as much as our sometimes odd sexual peccadilloes. Nevertheless, this is an honest, not-so-obvious accounting of the 10 Sexiest Rock Songs. Less for what Robert Plant is singing about and really, does anybody ever really know what Robert Plant is singing about?
The overlap between goth love songs and goth breakup songs is large to the point of being a perfect circle. Goths make each other mixes with the expectation that the music will serve to woo one another, soundtrack their coitus, and then, inevitably, be cried over. In the 80s, it saved crazy money on Maxell tapes—money that could be better spent on lace, candles, and creepers.
And while these songs certainly deserve their place in your collection, we'd like to suggest adding some cool, unexpected tunes into the mix. Yes, indie music can be sexy too. Look no further for slinky guitars, plenty of breathy vocals, and of course, ambient indie pop.
While tracks about sex abound, compiling the 50 Kinkiest Rock Songs takes a more considered ear. It's not enough that the lyrics deal with something arousing; it must have some element of deviance, of danger. As such, the presence of a whip gets you in -- even if it's in the hands of flower pot-hat-wearing weirdos.
Turn down the lights, turn up the stereo. Get down! Lovely Josh Homme gets down and indeed dirty with this crunching sex jam.
Sexy rock songs. Sexiness and rock music have, for a long time, gone hand in hand. Well, what indeed?
Sometimes what you need — aside from scented candles and sexy lingerie sorry, mom and dad — is a soundtrack to your sex. At times it can be difficult to focus on the task at hand when all you can think about is the awkward silence before doing the dirty deed, whether or not your roommate can hear you, or if you remembered to turn off the oven. This Marvin Gaye classic is definitely the best song to put you in the mood. The smooth tune also makes for a great way to prank your sibling by playing it really loudly when s he is about to get it on with his or her SO.
Today, men and women across the world will be making a concerted effort to get their rocks off. Some will proffer flowers and cards, others will treat their beloved to expensive meals, shower them with jewelery or simply send a saucy email pointing out the romantic potential of the office stationary cupboard. It's a day for expressing your feelings, even if that's via an anonymous card.